So crazy it just might work...

xchloex15:

And in your soul they poked a million holes
But you never let em show

I feel so unlady like…

I’m wearing boots which heels are entirely to high for me. I feel like a child trying to walk casually in them. I fail. 

also, I just walked by the mirror and was pleasantly surprised by the beautiful new color my hair is. Auburn. 

gq:

These Two Guys Explain
How To Survive The Apocalypse

If you believe the Mayans, 2012 marks the End of Days. But post-apocalyptic life ain’t so bad if you do it right. With scotch. And weed. And lots of animal abuse. In this GQ exclusive, Parks and Recreation’s Nick Offerman and Chris Pratt show us how to persevere. There are 12 steps. The first three are below. The rest are here.

1
Fill the tub with water. For this tub, as well as the contents of your hot-water heater, will be your drinking supply. Fill the sinks with scotch—and cover, obviously.

2 
If there’s any looting to be done, focus on marijuana dispensaries. If you don’t live in California, that’s too bad. We have marijuana dispensaries.

3 
Assemble a posse of hooligan underlings, choosing a mix of muscular physiques and corpulent ones. Harvest fat from the chubbies and cook the muscular folks in it. When the fatties run out of cellulite to harvest, they are now prime, lean cooking specimens. Obviously you’ll need to be fattening up new “team members” as you go, perpetuating the savory cycle.

milkandbuns: One of the most beautiful things in life is to lay in bed, completely naked with the one you love. There is nothing more raw, or loving than sharing not only sheets together, but skin. The warmth and softness of their tummy, the way your bodies mesh and tangle together, as your breathing and heartbeats become one, like a beautiful concerto piece. Not only are your bodies together, but your souls and selves do as well. You don’t see where you begin and they end, but that’s the beauty of it. You are simply just one.

milkandbuns:

One of the most beautiful things in life is to lay in bed, completely naked with the one you love. There is nothing more raw, or loving than sharing not only sheets together, but skin. The warmth and softness of their tummy, the way your bodies mesh and tangle together, as your breathing and heartbeats become one, like a beautiful concerto piece. Not only are your bodies together, but your souls and selves do as well. You don’t see where you begin and they end, but that’s the beauty of it. You are simply just one.

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